Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
Zheng He’s like, “You went exploring in a LIFEBOAT?”
PS: Zheng He was a Muslim and a eunuch, so leaving aside not being genocidal or tyrannical and actually having a sense of direction, he was already more interesting than Columbus.
THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.
Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.