ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via sweet-sour-bipolar)

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

(via sweet-sour-bipolar)

agelfeygelach:

jessicalprice:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

Zheng He’s like, “You went exploring in a LIFEBOAT?”

PS: Zheng He was a Muslim and a eunuch, so leaving aside not being genocidal or tyrannical and actually having a sense of direction, he was already more interesting than Columbus.
 (x)

agelfeygelach:

jessicalprice:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

Zheng He’s like, “You went exploring in a LIFEBOAT?”

PS: Zheng He was a Muslim and a eunuch, so leaving aside not being genocidal or tyrannical and actually having a sense of direction, he was already more interesting than Columbus.

 (x)

(Source: romancingalbion, via myfandom-needsme)

fencer-x:

Idk about this new season of free! guys…

fencer-x:

Idk about this new season of free! guys…

(Source: peteneems, via rvmanoff)

micdotcom:

Watch Jon Stewart tear into Fox News for their Ferguson coverage

micdotcom:

Watch Jon Stewart tear into Fox News for their Ferguson coverage

(via anitacumberbatch)

andythanfiction:


specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

(Source: al-thaqalayn, via kar-kat-dennings)

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

image

(via myfandom-needsme)

(Source: tomhazeldine, via anitacumberbatch)

ianre-d:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

define failed

ianre-d:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

define failed

(via sherlockock)

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(via sherlockock)